Tyne&Wear

Tyneside and Wearside.
Newcastle and Sunderland.

Unfortunatly the people of newcastle seem to be incredibly ignorant and arrogant. While their overweight, drunk "people" smash phoneboxes, they claim to be "cultured".

Sunderland is a bigger city that is down the road and is no more of a shithole than newcastle. Face it, the whole of the north east is a shit hole. The buildings in newcastle may be nice but the people are scum

'Nuff said

"Am gannin' doon tha do-el office ta colleect me dosh, areet pet" - Geordie

Tyne&Wear by The mackem July 11, 2004

Tyne&Wear

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).

No example.

Tyne&Wear by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

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Tyne&Wear

North East of England. it's alright. too many chavs though

guy1: hey, where's Tyne&Wear?
guy2: NE of England.
guy1: ah yes, how silly of me.
guy2: it was rather.
guy1: don't be mean.
guy2: i'll do what i like!
guy1: stop being mean!
guy2: never!
guy1: ah well. s'your life.
guy2: it is, like.
guy1: yep
guy2: let's go to t'pub and get smashed!
guy1: K.

Tyne&Wear by Joeeeeyyyyy February 20, 2007

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Tyne and Wear Metro

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.

Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.

Tyne and Wear Metro by CSD123 July 31, 2016

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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