Tyne&Wear

Tyneside and Wearside.
Newcastle and Sunderland.

Unfortunatly the people of newcastle seem to be incredibly ignorant and arrogant. While their overweight, drunk "people" smash phoneboxes, they claim to be "cultured".

Sunderland is a bigger city that is down the road and is no more of a shithole than newcastle. Face it, the whole of the north east is a shit hole. The buildings in newcastle may be nice but the people are scum

'Nuff said

"Am gannin' doon tha do-el office ta colleect me dosh, areet pet" - Geordie

Tyne&Wear by The mackem July 11, 2004

Tyne&Wear

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).

No example.

Tyne&Wear by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

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Tyne&Wear

North East of England. it's alright. too many chavs though

guy1: hey, where's Tyne&Wear?
guy2: NE of England.
guy1: ah yes, how silly of me.
guy2: it was rather.
guy1: don't be mean.
guy2: i'll do what i like!
guy1: stop being mean!
guy2: never!
guy1: ah well. s'your life.
guy2: it is, like.
guy1: yep
guy2: let's go to t'pub and get smashed!
guy1: K.

Tyne&Wear by Joeeeeyyyyy February 20, 2007

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Tyne and Wear Metro

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.

Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.

Tyne and Wear Metro by CSD123 July 31, 2016

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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