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Tyne&Wear 

Tyneside and Wearside.
Newcastle and Sunderland.

Unfortunatly the people of newcastle seem to be incredibly ignorant and arrogant. While their overweight, drunk "people" smash phoneboxes, they claim to be "cultured".

Sunderland is a bigger city that is down the road and is no more of a shithole than newcastle. Face it, the whole of the north east is a shit hole. The buildings in newcastle may be nice but the people are scum

'Nuff said
"Am gannin' doon tha do-el office ta colleect me dosh, areet pet" - Geordie
Tyne&Wear by The mackem July 11, 2004

Tyne&Wear 

The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).
Tyne&Wear by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

Tyne&Wear 

North East of England. it's alright. too many chavs though
guy1: hey, where's Tyne&Wear?
guy2: NE of England.
guy1: ah yes, how silly of me.
guy2: it was rather.
guy1: don't be mean.
guy2: i'll do what i like!
guy1: stop being mean!
guy2: never!
guy1: ah well. s'your life.
guy2: it is, like.
guy1: yep
guy2: let's go to t'pub and get smashed!
guy1: K.
Tyne&Wear by Joeeeeyyyyy February 20, 2007

Tyne and Wear Metro 

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.
Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.
Tyne and Wear Metro by CSD123 July 31, 2016
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