Tylond

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A fucking asshole who doesn’t care for his friends. He’s so bad, His relationships lasts under a day.

Person 1: Hey, did you heard that Tylond broke up with his gf
Person 2: Yeah, his relationship lasted 30 mins

Tylond by verycooljoe December 13, 2019

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Talonda

Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.

Talonda has dreams that she will be a successful singer/songwriter.

Talonda by Ari love20 April 18, 2017

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tyrondor

the god of the world

tyrondor is the god of the world

tyrondor by tyrondor February 1, 2018

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Tylon

Tylon is very handsome. He gets his way with the ladies. Tylon has a big cock that attracts all the ladies. Tylon is very chill. N

Tylon is so fine.

Tylon by Gamer7305 June 2, 2019

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Tylon

Has a way with the ladies 😂 pretty cool he is very caring usually sexy 🔪 cool hair⚡. Bomb ass jokes 😂💣. Very soft has a way with peoples feeling never follows people follow him 🍑 can be a young bryson tiller 💭🌼

1 are u sexy

2 yeah I am

3 are u tylon sexy 😁💣

Tylon by Tylon August 15, 2017

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Tyronda

A positive beauty that grinds hard by any means and loves shrimp

That girl is always working and eating seafood displaying Tyronda.

Tyronda by Tutu March 13, 2017

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tylord

Sexy man

Earl is very Tylord

tylord by Kyle Andrei G. De Leon January 23, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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