Twuglies
Twins, either paternal or fraternal, that appear to be 7ish from a distance however once a thorough visual analysis is made at closer range one realises that this score was an illusion caused by the sum of the individuals. Sometimes referred to as Twin Fuglies.
As I drove into the parking lot I spied a pair of hotties sitting outside the coffee shop. When I managed to find a park and began walking their direction I realised they were only Twuglies.
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