twos

noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.

"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"

by inwonderland May 10, 2006

Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.

Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"

by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.

got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)

by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006

twos

when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half

set me twos on that fag mcsporran!

by matt forster May 5, 2006

[TWOS]

A secret society whom a group of people belong to who worship trolleys and Scientology. No you may not join this group, and no you may not destroy this group. They will remain unknown to the public eye whilst continuing their kr3w and you will like it.
This kr3w consists of the most br00tal beings around. They ride around in trolleys & pray to celebrities. Group hugs are also known to be frequent with this fine specimen of people. The 'pimp hat' is also rumoured to be a religious article in this kr3w. TWOS are also often reffered to 'station rats' or 'scum' and are known to rid boronia & the basin of what they deem to be "the non believers".
TWOS are too poor to buy any form of alcohol. This is why they buy V. There are people who have allegedly seen these people victimise cans of V on public & private property. If you see this kind of behaviour, from people who you believe could be TWOS, please contact your local police, as they are wanted for defamation of property and abuse of V cans.
These people are said to spend their time on urban dictionary, looking up hxc words, that only they are radical enough to use. This is why it is so easy for them to verbally rape you all.
TWOS are supreme!
CHODE, FTW!

Dayumm, them TWOS mother fuckers sure are a trippy group, aren't they?

I wish I could be in that kr3w, I mean, they are supreme and so freakin' HXC.

by [TWOS] October 4, 2008

twos

An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.

Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*

by Nacho Supreme September 29, 2008

Twos

Originally meaning to roll a cigarrette out of tobacco made from the butts of previous smokes, but ofetn taken to mean sharing a cigarrette. The practice is supposed to have originated in prisons.

1. I ran out of grettes so I'm smoking twos until I find some change

2. (A)Can you twos me blad
(B) Nah, it's my last one

by nancyspungen March 13, 2009