twoper 

A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears

Hey, check out the hot chick. Shes probably a twoper!

twoper by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009

TWoPer 

A fan who takes part in the forums in the "Television Without Pity" website.

If you're not a fellow TWoPer, you probably won't recognize my Tyra reference.

TWoPer by SharleneSanFrancisco October 31, 2007

twoper 

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

twoper by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

Twoper 

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper

Twoper by Dirty Dally November 3, 2009

Topercessen 

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.

Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.

Topercessen by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021

Twopenguins 

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.

Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker

Twopenguins by Twopenguins December 23, 2012

Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

Twopence ha'penny millionaire by samaralic December 11, 2013