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two-timer 

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.
two-timer by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

two timer 

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.
You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!
two timer by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

Two Timer 

A crap that takes two flushes.
Man, i just had a two timer!
Two Timer by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005

Two Timer 

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.
“Bro don’t be a two timer”

Two-timer Catholic 

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.
The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
Two-timer Catholic by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Two-Timer Bowl 

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.
Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.
Two-Timer Bowl by Keisman18 November 11, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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