two in the goo one in the poo

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

by barrenGate August 09, 2003

Two in the poo, two in the goo

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

by Jordo1981 November 22, 2010

Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

by Hezath September 22, 2020