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Two Handed Titties 

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

Two handed snow mobiler 

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.
"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

Two-handed Indian Twist 

Grabbing your dick with both hands, one on the head and one on the shaft. Pull your penis out and twist towards the other side. IE Your right hand twists left, vice versa. Do this with a partners or alone.
Guy 1: Bro, my girl did the Two-handed indian twist on me yesterday and now I have to go see a "urologist" or some shit.

two-handed zamboni 

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

two handed legends 

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.
those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends

Two Handed Yak Stomp 

A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
"Dude, I so need to get in shape so I can finish the two handed yak stomp."
Two Handed Yak Stomp by MTH January 15, 2008