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Two in the blood one in the mud 

When you give a girl the shocker when she's on her period
She wanted me to finger her so I put two in the blood one in the mud

two in the blood one in the mud 

Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"
Ya, Debbie was on the rag so I gave her two in the blood one in the mud.

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Bloody two by four 

The act of sticking two penis' in the anal region at the same time.
Me and my buddy gave this lady a bloody two by four.

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy 

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.
two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026