Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
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The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
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It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.
From the 1942 film, Bambi:
Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.
For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!
You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!
And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.
And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!
And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”
Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”
Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.
It could happen to You! And You!
And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
It’s a very strong feeling of love and attraction.
From the 1942 film, Bambi:
Friend Owl : “Yes. Nearly everybody gets Twitterpated in the springtime.
For example: You’re walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right...When all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face!
You begin to get weak in the knees.
Your head’s in a whirl!
And then you feel light as a feather, and before you know it...you’re walking on air.
And then, you know what?
You’re knocked for a loop!
And you completely lose your head!”
Thumper: “Gosh, that’s awful.”
Flower: “Gee Whiz!”
Bambi: “Terrible!”
Friend Owl: “And that ain’t all. It can happen to anybody. So you’d bet-ter be careful.
It could happen to You! And You!
And.....Yes. It could even happen to YOU!”
The first time he looked at me with his cerulean blue eyes, I felt he could see into my soul. He peered deep into my emerald green eyes, I knew then that he was Twitterpated.
There was no going back after that.
There was no going back after that.
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Get the Twitterpated mug.Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
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Get the Twitterphobia mug.A. Someone that introduces you to - r solicits you into using Twitter.
B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less
B. Someone who is not satisfied with thier own Twitter addiction, and therefore recruits friends, family members, and strangers to join the strange and terrible addiction of 140 words or less
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