A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media
Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.
by twitted_off February 5, 2009
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Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.
Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
by Barney Who-Ah April 18, 2011
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Socially condoned stalking.
Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009
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An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.
Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?
by klem_box47 March 29, 2021
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A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
by edasenaz May 14, 2010
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Simple a place to legally stalk people
I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile
by melman February 9, 2013
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