Twitter

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

by Barney Who-Ah April 18, 2011

Twitter

Socially condoned stalking.

Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!

by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009

Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.

Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?

by klem_box47 March 29, 2021

Twitter

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.

by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 14, 2010

Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 30, 2009