Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
by TodTod June 1, 2021
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"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
by GThei March 10, 2021
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1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.
I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!
by MoFraker November 13, 2011
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The ass end of the internet where all of the toxic and petty people bully and harass others for literally no reason. Twitter users like to "cancel" everything and everyone, put down anyone who has even the slightest difference in opinion to them, and act like they're better than everyone else. Long story short, don't get twitter unless you're okay with being bullied mercilessly.
Person 1: Hey, do you have Twitter?
Person 2: I used to, but I was told that I'm ugly and should kms for being white even though I'm also a part of a minority and support equality.
Person 1: That's messed up, why would anyone do that?
Person 2: I have no idea, but that's Twitter for you.
by sourpatchkiiddo May 26, 2021
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The microblogging platform that could serve as ground zero to explore any potential extraterrestrial life, which would not only help advance both human and alien civilization and consciousness, but also prepare the planet from any future alien invasion, provided the world’s richest man succeeds in buying the money-losing company.
Mr. Musk, who desires to own Twitter, is being sued for $258bn by an investor in the Dogecoin cryptocurrency, who accused him of running a digital pyramid scheme to drive up its price.
by Fasters June 17, 2022
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A terrifying place where common sense cannot be found. The genshin impact players often express their rage agaisnt men on this horrible hellhole.
Person 1 : How's your twitter followers?
Person 2 : How's your social life?
by Demofisher January 1, 2022
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A website that, for some reason. Has users that act racist, and then call the people who question them racists themselves.
I hate Twitter. Its just a cesspool of idiots.
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