Urban Dictionary: Twitter

A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.

You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.

by AnonDoxy July 09, 2018

1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.

I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!

by MoFraker November 13, 2011

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A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.

Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?

by James R Clobum April 30, 2020

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A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy tweeted from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

by enisainwonderland April 28, 2009

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The most succesful unorginized social network in the world.

On Twitter I have to use an @ symbol to tag people, and it takes up part of my text allowance. What the fuck?

by uggson April 04, 2015

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the legal way to stalk celebrities

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

by im in love with the pena June 27, 2010

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n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.

v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"

"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"

"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"

"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"

by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009

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