Twitilliterate 

Someone incapable of understanding and / or using Twitter.

Bob isn't on Twitter, dude is twitilliterate.

Twitilliterate by VDaze December 13, 2009

Twilliterate 

A person who displays a marked lack of knowledge when using Twitter.

"OMG, Twitter won't let me post my critical essay on The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

"Dude! You can only post 140 characters at a time. Are you fucking twilliterate?"

Twilliterate by FADviral September 21, 2009

Twilliterate 

The absence knowledge of how to use the social networking site Twitter, whether by choice or ignorance.

Dong: Hit me up on twitter bro.

Wang: Can't, I'm twilliterate.

Twilliterate by -MagiC-NinjA- January 30, 2012

Twilliterate 

Someone whose attention span just dies after trying to read anything longer than 280 characters.

Books are deeply unpopular with the twilliterate crowd; they never finish!

Twilliterate by WargasmEternal July 27, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004