Twisturd

When the tornado is a complete disappointment.

Man, that tornado turned out to be a twisturd.

Twisturd by PeaceMarauder June 3, 2026

Twisturd

When the tornado is a complete disappointment.

Man, that tornado turned out to be a twisturd.

Twisturd by PeaceMarauder June 4, 2026

Twitturd 

Sending tweets from the bathroom

"Dude, what's up with Mandy's tweets about the best toilet paper?"

"Oh, she always twitturds."

"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."

Twitturd by richard.p.rick February 16, 2010

Twisturbation 

Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.

If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.

Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.

Twisturbation by TheShaz January 6, 2012

twisturbate 

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.

He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.

twisturbate by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014