Twisturd
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Twitturd
"Dude, what's up with Mandy's tweets about the best toilet paper?"
"Oh, she always twitturds."
"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."
"Oh, she always twitturds."
"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."
Twitturd by richard.p.rick February 16, 2010
Twisturbation
Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.
If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.
Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.
Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.
Twisturbation by TheShaz January 6, 2012
twisturbate
twisturbate by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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