Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.
If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.
Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'