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Man, that tornado turned out to be a twisturd.
Twisturd by PeaceMarauder June 4, 2026
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Twitturd 

"Dude, what's up with Mandy's tweets about the best toilet paper?"

"Oh, she always twitturds."

"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."
Twitturd by richard.p.rick February 16, 2010

Twisturbation 

Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.
If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.

Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.
Twisturbation by TheShaz January 6, 2012

twisturbate 

to masturbate by twisting one's penis around.
He twisturbated and hid dong hurt.
twisturbate by uttam maharjan February 23, 2014
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026