Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

Twister Uncles by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.

Uncle Twister is The Great One.

Uncle Twister by TheIntimidator82 February 18, 2012

uncle twisted 

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

uncle twisted by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019