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A mystical land infested with homosexuals with toned bodies.

"Go back to twinkletown, Will"
"They should be in Twinkletown with Neil Patrick Harris."

Twinkletown by Pubey Cock June 11, 2018

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Tinkleton

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.

I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!

Tinkleton by McJohn November 26, 2009

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twinkle town

The washroom/toilet.

Time to go to twinkle town.

twinkle town by King Shaz November 19, 2017

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Twinkletoed Cocksucker

One of few bulletproof insults.
demeaning ones masculinity severly.

Bob-You twinkletoed cocksucker!
John-ummmmm ermmmmmm fuck you man!

Twinkletoed Cocksucker by Stealthispunk451 October 1, 2008

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Twinkleting

A young man named wolfy, sometimes refered to as ‘the ref’ or ‘wef’ in less informal situations

That twinkleting lit boii.

Twinkleting by Fattest dab May 29, 2018

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Tinkleton

A small or insignificant man

Jamal: Hey have you seen the new guy? He's really short
Jerome: Yeah he's a proper tinkleton

Tinkleton by JeromeTheNiglet April 7, 2022

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tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.

- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"

tinkletown by anon55 August 28, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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