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twinkie juicer 

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
twinkie juicer by Courty December 15, 2007

tinklejuice 

A synonym for piss or pee
If i dont get to a toilet quick, i'm gonna tinklejuice myself.
tinklejuice by Suff July 28, 2006