Twinkie the kid Share definition Flag A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie. Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer. Twinkie the kid by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Twinkie the kid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch