Newsfeed personality

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves

Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.

by HatersRinTheBuilding July 04, 2011

Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding June 04, 2011

Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.

Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.

by HatersRInTheBuilding June 04, 2011