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Twinkoid 

The name of a person who skips class on the last few days before a holiday break, who is then stupid enough to text the teacher back when asked why they are absent.
Mr. Hall: Hey, where's Isaac?
Student: I think he's snowboarding.
Mr. Hall: I'm going to text him.
Teacher's text: "youre in trouble when you get back isaac!"
Return text: "In ur dreams mr Hall"
Mr. Hall: That TWINKOID!
Twinkoid by Hoshigaki Air December 9, 2009
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twinkaloid

Khris: Hey I saw twinkaloid today!

Julian: Twinkaloid????
Khris: Yeah!! Ethan!
twinkaloid by definitelynotkhris February 7, 2024

Tweakazoid 

A motherfucker who is literally or figuratively TWEAKIN’.
“Why’s honu screaming so loud, he’s being a fucking tweakazoid.”
Tweakazoid by TWEAKAZOID August 2, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016