Twilight tan 

Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.

Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?

Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.

Dude1: Sweet dude.

Twilight tan by The Genis December 13, 2009

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) 

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)



jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009

twilightian 

someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"

person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian

person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!

twilightian by i hate twilight December 20, 2008

twilightfanatic33

The old youtube account of sheabutter33. This account has vlogs, shorts, and other videos.

Twilightfanatic33's videos are hilarious! She just got a new channel, sheabutter33.

twilightfanatic33 by sleepy33 July 9, 2010