Twilight tan

Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.

Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?

Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.

Dude1: Sweet dude.

Twilight tan by The Genis December 13, 2009

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twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)

twilightcancer is a form of cancer contracted by high exposure to the toxic waste known as twilight. Also can be contracted by watching the movie and standing within 100 mile radius of the author of the piece of shit book and can be contracted from having intercoarse with the author or anyone who has it, it is both a cancer and a STD. can also be used as a adjective

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser)

jim: last night, i had sex with linda.
bob: you do know she had twilightcancer right?
jim: fuck.
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bill: i love twilight
steve: fucking twilightcancer

twilightcancer (tw-ill-ih-gh-it_can-ser) by 0mg toxic February 8, 2009

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twilightian

someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"

person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian

person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!

twilightian by i hate twilight December 20, 2008

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twilightfanatic33

The old youtube account of sheabutter33. This account has vlogs, shorts, and other videos.

Twilightfanatic33's videos are hilarious! She just got a new channel, sheabutter33.

twilightfanatic33 by sleepy33 July 9, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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