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Twiddle Dick 

A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
Twiddle Dick by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009

Dick-twiddle 

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
Dick-twiddle by mjs2003 May 23, 2018

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.
Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.
Twiddle-Dicking by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Twiddley dick 

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments
It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick
Twiddley dick by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

Tiddle Dick 

A noun used to describe a very arrogant person with an abnormally small penis
Tiddle Dick by VeMMo July 5, 2016