tweet that!

The act of making a profound statement and then saying, "Tweet That!"...as if you have your Blackberry in your hand and posting a tweet of what you just said. Its like saying, "and you can take that to that bank!" at the end of a statement of purpose.

Jeff: Wesley, you going out tonight?
Wesley: Oh yeah, Tweet that!

tweet that! by BadSon October 5, 2009

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that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

that's what she tweets by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

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tweethate

When the general tweeting audience dislikes a tweeter therefore expressing their tweethate.

In response to the AZ shootings today, hundreds of tweeters expressed their tweethate by retweeting Sarah Palin's March 23rd tweet "Don't retreat...reload".

tweethate by Ladyomygod January 9, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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