Twe're

Means "that we are".

The staff are gonna think twe're insane with the eems.

by Keenan the Baller May 14, 2008

tweren't

conjunctive form of (if) it were not (for)

tweren't for hate and fear, we'd all know peace in our lives

by imaginepeaceonearth November 12, 2010

'twere

It were

Tragically this sorrowful existence ceases as 'twere as no mortal being can inevitable death deter and though I last greeted her as see you tomorrow, oblivious was I of imminent impending sorrow.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

tweren't

In the American South, a folksy way of saying "it wasn't." Typically used to downplay something, such as humbly regarding one's own contributions.

- Hey, thanks so much for helping us out today! I don't know what we would have done without you.
- Psh, tweren't nothin'. Y'all have a good night now.

by Weeds001 August 23, 2023

'Twere

It were

'Twere unfathomable how creation began for men listen only to what they wish to hear, sanctifying seemingly unsacred sacristan, making a castle out of a mole's abode mere.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Twerette's

Twerette's Syndrome, or just "Twerette's," is a mental illness that causes a person uncontrollably to post random 140-character maximum vulgarities and obscenities on other people's Twitter pages.

Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 3m
@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH

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Patricia Harris ‏@compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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by Prolatarian Milton May 25, 2013

tweren't

The area of skin between your scrot and your anus, otherwise known as the bifkin, taint or perineum.

If 'tweren't there your guts would fall out.

by bigdave December 30, 2003