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Means "that we are".
The staff are gonna think twe're insane with the eems.
Twe're by Keenan the Baller May 14, 2008
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conjunctive form of (if) it were not (for)
tweren't for hate and fear, we'd all know peace in our lives
tweren't by imaginepeaceonearth November 12, 2010
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It were
Tragically this sorrowful existence ceases as 'twere as no mortal being can inevitable death deter and though I last greeted her as see you tomorrow, oblivious was I of imminent impending sorrow.
'twere by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
In the American South, a folksy way of saying "it wasn't." Typically used to downplay something, such as humbly regarding one's own contributions.
- Hey, thanks so much for helping us out today! I don't know what we would have done without you.
- Psh, tweren't nothin'. Y'all have a good night now.
tweren't by Weeds001 August 23, 2023
It were
'Twere unfathomable how creation began for men listen only to what they wish to hear, sanctifying seemingly unsacred sacristan, making a castle out of a mole's abode mere.
'Twere by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Twerette's

Twerette's Syndrome, or just "Twerette's," is a mental illness that causes a person uncontrollably to post random 140-character maximum vulgarities and obscenities on other people's Twitter pages.
Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 3m
@compnazi SHIT LICKING COCK GOBBLING FUCKDOUCHE, LICK MY HAIRY NUTSAC BEEEEEAAAAAAATSCH

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Patricia Harris ‏@compnazi 2m
@torontocityhall Dude, stop trolling me, seriously!
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Rob Ford ‏@torontocityhall 1m
@compnazi Forgive me. I suffer from #Twerette's. It's involuntary. RECTAL SCHMEGMA
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The area of skin between your scrot and your anus, otherwise known as the bifkin, taint or perineum.
If 'tweren't there your guts would fall out.
tweren't by bigdave December 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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