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Twat wafflery 

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021
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Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) 

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.
Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"
Twat Waffler (TDUB^3) by Darrell23 October 16, 2010

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.
Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.
twatwaffler by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007

twatwafflery

Behavior of a twatwaffle. Dick moves. Similar to douchebaggery
A billionaire with a chainsaw is the very picture of twatwafflery.

twatwafflery

The act or condition, of being, or acting like, a twatwaffle.
His twatwafflery toward my native land is not appreciated
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