twain

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

by Bunny_of_the_Scots May 5, 2008

Twaine

The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.

Is your name Twaine

by Uk drillings October 7, 2018

TWAIN

of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!

by twain September 16, 2005

twain

to cause physical harm to ones self while masterbating.

I really twained my hamstring yesterday.

by sammy deisel July 13, 2010

Twaining

To publish under a pseudonym like Mark Twain.

I am totally Twaining this tumblr page, it is way to personal.

by Samuel Langhorne Clemens March 26, 2012

Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

D-Twain

D-Twain is a legendary Gangsta Rapper. His real name is Suren de Saram. He is the drummer in the band 'Bombay Bicycle Club'. The internet exploded after D-Twain's single reached 10 000 000 000 sales and was Zane Lowe's record of the week.

WHERE IS MY FUCKING LATTE, MAN
~ D-Twain

by FuryLullaby October 27, 2011