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People with the name Tuuub are the most loyal, sarcastic and classy persons you will ever meet in your miserable life.
A Tuuub doesn’t like a lot of people, but if she likes you, she will never let you down and will always have your back. She knows when you feel down and also how to brighten up your day again. She would kill bitches for her loved ones.

You will have the best time of your life, if you’re lucky enough to have a Tuuub around you.

Tuuub will root for the bad guys in the movies.

Don’t f*** with a Tuuub.
Person 1: „Oh hey Tuuub, what’s your favorite movie?“
Tuuub: „Goodfellas!“
Tuuub by n_kaey November 23, 2021
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A tuumba is a type of monkey. Tuumbas are generally found under your bed, though they can also be found in other places on rare occasions, such as your attic.
Me: Did you hear about that tuumba that was on the news yesterday?
Friend: Yeah! He sure caused a lot of trouble!
Tuumba by venom monkey April 20, 2021
A word that can be used in the place of anything and everything.
Tudubuh is Tudubuh and that is why it is Tudubuh.
Tudubuh by My Name Was Stolen December 28, 2019
A tuumba is a weird monkey. Some days they are under your bed and some days they are in your attic. This mysterious monkey is quite rare to find, but is generally located in Canada. They are very fluffy and some are kept as pets. They are nocturnal, and at night they enjoy monkeying around and annoying everyone who is sleeping. It is estimated this species of monkeys may go extinct by 2030 because of the amount dying every year due to angry people trying to sleep.
Friend: Dude, i couldn't sleep last night because of that annoying Tuumba that was outside my house
Me: Wow, that must have been a lot to go through.
Tuumba by venom monkey May 19, 2021

Tuumba gang 

The best pit group to ever exist. (Monkey friendly)
Me: I finally payed tuumba gang after they ended my uber streaks continuously...
Friend: You should have paid earlier!
Tuumba gang by venom monkey May 22, 2021

nuub tuub 

nickname for the website "youtube" and commonly refered to on cs level "assault"- meaning thats there is somebody stupid enough to entering the hostage rescue area through the ventilation shaft aka "nuub in da tuub"
"theres a nuub in da tuub",
"watch out nuub tuub"
nuub tuub by Howlinggit December 3, 2006
High class. Good in quality.
"Man, thats sum tuubay weed you got my boy"
"Dis party's got the tuubay Music bumpin"
tuubay by pawpinawonowtoo October 18, 2008
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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