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Mushy Tushy

A failed #dockingstation, when you go to poop inside her vagina and instead squirt on her cervix
My girlfriend wasn’t happy that I had turned the docking station into a mushy tushy
Mushy Tushy by Ballsdeeeep September 20, 2018

Mushy Tushy

When you sneeze into ones butt crack, inputting as much mucus as possible.
Love when a Bro gives me the old mushy tushy!
Mushy Tushy by Lord Tweezers November 30, 2019

Tush mush 

A thick diarrhea that sticks to your tush cheeks
Bro that brownie sundae gave me crazy tush mush
Tush mush by fahkyoo November 22, 2018

Mush Tush 

The loosening of the anus after a girl has copious amounts of anal sex.
I went home with that skank from the club and when I stuck it in her ass, I found out she had a total mush tush!
Mush Tush by MistahBradshaw August 30, 2010

Mush Tush 

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.
Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!
Mush Tush by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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