Its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. Known from episode 10 season 6 of How i Met Your Mother called Blitzgiving
Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'