by Stylee September 26, 2003
An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.
by C-Mac10 May 03, 2006
The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.
I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.
by invisiblehand March 12, 2015