turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003

turtle waxer

a guy with a bald head

hey girl look at that turtle waxer

turtle waxer by ms.basick August 9, 2006

Akron Turtlewax 

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

Akron Turtlewax by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Turtlewax 

An awfull smelling mixture of ass fluids and sweat that collects in an individuals upper ass crack on hot summer days. Also common of nerds to accumulate large quantities of turtlewax while playing videogames in thier sweatpants.

Yo, my turtlewax got so bad that it solidified and I had to remove it with a chisel

Turtlewax by C-Mac10 August 30, 2008

[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

[turtle waxer] by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022