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Turtle punch

When you headbutt a women's vagina.
I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !
by Hester Malone December 30, 2014
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snap turtle punch

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.
"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"
by Kansas McGruff March 1, 2005
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punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic June 13, 2011
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Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement
- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
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