Turtle punch 

When you headbutt a women's vagina.

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !

Turtle punch by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

snap turtle punch 

A sweet sex position only the advanced can conquer.

"Baby, we just mastered the snap turtle punch. Damn, that was good!"

snap turtle punch by Kansas McGruff March 1, 2005

punch the turtle 

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

punch the turtle by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Punching the turtle 

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

Punching the turtle by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

Pinch a turtle 

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

Pinch a turtle by turd_muffin November 10, 2017