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Turtle pokin'

Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.

The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"

"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
Turtle pokin' by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
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Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
Turtle pokin' by scannin July 24, 2008

pokin' turtle

the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt
damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!

Turtle Poking 

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
Turtle Poking by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

turtle head poking out 

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
turtle head poking out by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head poking out 

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

turtle head poking 

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head