Turtle Thumb

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

by Mawfy January 17, 2009

turtle thump

unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.

Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."

Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"

by havwingswillfy April 8, 2010