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When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.
I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off
by Mawfy January 17, 2009
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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