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Turtle Nation 

turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day
boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain
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Turtle Nation 

A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.

I want to do Turtle Nation now.


So this is how turtle do it?

Ah yeah!
Turtle Nation by Stan Walker October 19, 2008

national ninja turtle day

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

turtlebation 

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.
Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

the turtlenation 

a youtuber who makes roblox and minecraft videos
have you seen the turtlenation new vid?

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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