In the popularYouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle
When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle'smouth.
Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle'smouth" Jon understood instantly.
loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.
mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!
Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.
Turtlemouth, when a person has teeth but is not visible when talking/eating.
Robert : Hey bro how are you?
Robert’s friend : Good, did your teeth fallout last night? It looks like you have Turtlemouth
Robert : Why’s it called Turtlemouth?
Robert’s friend : because turtles do not have visible teeth.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'