Turtle Lei 

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays

random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF

Turtle Lei by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 11, 2022

turtleling 

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.

After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!

turtleling by ironwolv July 10, 2016

Turtlelicious 

Feeling awesome like a turtle,because turtle is a superior creature in deep sea. They are known to assist in oil&gas development, exploration and pipeline project all over the world. To hide their advanced way of life and technology,the turtle race have developed myth about mermaid,which had successfully distracted human attention towards them. Aquaman are known to be their supreme leader and Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball(manga),is known as the liaison to the human.

Her: i love mermaid,they are so mystical...
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious

Turtlelicious by Boratstoned September 8, 2017