Turtle Fish 

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

Turtle Fish by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

Turtle Fish 

the master of dougie-ing. can kiss you through a video camera. the cooliest person EVER.

i love turtle fish

Turtle Fish by masticater September 22, 2010

Turtle-Fish 

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

Turtle-Fish by lwildes September 13, 2022

Turtlefishing 

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.

We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.

Turtlefishing by Fatcatg August 26, 2018

turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.

Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."

turtlefish by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022