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Turtle Club 

A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.
Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!
Turtle Club by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009
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Turtle Club 

A restaurant/bar located in Hoboken, New Jersey known for having bands giving performances there. Delicious food and the lights are very dim giving people such experience.
I stopped by Turtle Club to see Tess and TJ performing before heading to flight school. Tess is such an amazing singer and TJ is very good with guitar.
Turtle Club by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

The Turtle Club 

This was an informal bar drinking club active from the sixties to the eighties. To join all one need do was ask "are you a turtle " or answer "you bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle "
Jim saw another lone drinker at the airport VIP bar and came over to ask about the turtle club, thus being a convivial drinker.
The Turtle Club by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Turtle club 

The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026