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Turner Fenton

Shitty School In Downtown Brampton. Filled with dickheads who can't grasp how fucking dumb they are to the rest of the students. Most of them are asshats to everyone else. Their pants so fucking low you could see their knees, blasting shitty mumble rap for everyone else to hear. Most think their the shit for watching NBA. These cool kids copy the jokes the unpopular kids made, afraid to make fun of each others ego. Target the ones who want to be normal & make fun of them. Females are basic. Use snapchat filters right in the middle of class with no punishment. flood the hallways, striking a thot pose, taking 30 minutes to get to class. They suck off Drake's STD filled dick & insult you for saying anything close to bad about him. IB kids are entitled & act like 7 year olds. Most aren't actually smart, they just suck off the teachers, all for a middle class job. They rely on other IB kids to become their friends because they without them, they would be outcasts. Teachers are worthless. spent time getting their masters degree, realising that they hate teaching, blame it on students. They don't plan shit, expect us to do all the work, mark us wrong for things they were too lazy to teach. They allow fuckers to wear pants half-way, but scold you for wearing hoods. a few teachers are nice, specifically one math teacher who's last name start's with a P. Most of them though are complete shit.
Person 1: You go to Turner Fenton?

Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.

Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.

Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.
Turner Fenton by NoForeskin6969 November 13, 2019

Turner Fenton

Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...
Turner Fenton by justanothernobody December 27, 2012

Turner Fenton Secondary School 

Mkay, so basically, Turner Fenton Secondary School (TFSS) is like the hugest school ever in the Peel District School Board. It's famous for its IB program, CultureFest and TrojanFest.

Apparently, graduates are known to attend those reputable colleges/universities. (like McGill and whatever)

It is populated by a LOT of brown kids (no wonder the cafs sell curry so often!), and the occasional white and black wannabe gangstas. Oh yeah, and those random asian kids too.

The computers suck ****. Don't even get me started about that dinky little library that's always crowded (the first school ever where kids actually READ!!!!)
"Turner Fenton Secondary School operates under the Peel District School Board, and is credited as one of the highest funded schools in Ontario, with an endowment of $1.4 million." - Wikipedia (that's for all the kids who say that TFSS is poor)
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