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TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.
1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.
TurkeyHead by Sam Faint November 15, 2007

turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down
Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro
turkeyhead by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkeyhead

A Spirit, that becomes active when a Monarch/Monarchy has acted irrationally against an other singular person in another part of the World, thus almost every person's life on Earth can change and/or be forever changing.
The United States let a Turkeyhead outta his cage!
Turkeyhead by CellPhone91 November 27, 2021

Turkeyherp 

Typically used as a slur to describe a "gangsta" of any race, rather than using the "forbidden slurs." Not intended to be negative toward any one race, just the antisocial bottom feeders. The type who choose a life of crime over being productive members of society. It also can be used to describe hard drug users, or other undesirable individuals.
Yo watch out bro, got a bad case of turkeyherp over there, check your pockets!

That Gropie Joe guy sure is a tree hopping turkeyherping diaper sniper! How is he president, and not locked up?

Brickwall Turkeyhead

Another way of saying whatever, talk to the hand, I don't want to hear it or believe it end of story. And must use the neck rolling action with the hand motion as if to block whatever someone says.
"So say Applebottumz, you got my money you owe me"?
"Umm excuse me but umm Brickwall Turkeyhead I don't owe you anything so miss me with that malarkey bologna you better ask somebody"

"My bad girl my bad I was jus playing"
"Don't play with me I'm not a toy well I would be if a certain man was around but that's another story for another day"
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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