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Turkey Bender 

A man with the special ability to be able to bend, summon, and evolve any turkey. This special power descended from the 4 elements of our natural world: earth, air, water, and fire. Somewhere down the road of our world's history, each element split into 4 sub-elements, thus creating 16 elements, one being the Turkey. The Turkey Bender has the innate ability to summon and create turkeys out of thin air. If the Turkey Bender were to come across any wild or foreign Turkeys, he can possess them to join his cause, instantly evolving the turkey with special powers, including very high intelligence, strength, and agility. The Turkey Bender also has the ability to take full control over any one Turkey. It's much more complex to explain the magic behind it, you'd have to be a bender to fully understand, or at the very least a monk.
Aang: "I bet you can't keep up with me on my hang-glider you piece of shit!"
Turk: "I'll just summon my giant flying turkey, because I'm a Turkey Bender, and dip-dip tf outta this bitch, like skrrt."
Turkey Bender by TheChosenKappa August 16, 2018
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