Turkey’d 

When someone sends/gives you an unexpected turkey?

After waking up to a picture of a turkey from my friend, I realized that I had been turkey’d

Turkey’d by StevyNewts313 November 23, 2023

turkey drippings 

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

turkey drippings by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007

turkey dump 

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

turkey dump by Brendan January 30, 2005

turkey drop 

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

turkey drop by JK October 3, 2004

Turkey Demon

Slang in Gears of War 2 for bloodmount.

In the game Gears of War 2, the bloodmount enemies are commonly known as turkey demons.

This term is usually screamed at the sight of a bloodmount in Gears of War 2 to warn your team mates.

xNJDx REDRUM(upon seeing a bloodmount): "Tuuuuuurkkkeeeeey Demons!"

xNJDx GNASHER: "No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Everyone get back inside! Damn Turkey Demons!"

Turkey Demon by xNJDx REDRUM August 4, 2009

turkey drop 

When a college freshman breaks up with their long time steady on the first holiday vacation back home, usually at Thanksgiving.

The dean of the university explained in parent orientation about the upcoming events in the school year.
"...and sure as the sun shines will come the the big turkey drop, it is at this time kids in record numbers break off their long term relationships on their first visit home..."

turkey drop by SuperSasha March 6, 2009

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010