turdbox 

In anatomy, the turdbox is the external opening of the rectum. Closure is controlled by sphincter muscles. Feces are expelled from the body through the turdbox during the act of defecation, which is the primary function of the turdbox.

Rim my sweet turdbox.

turdbox by Phil Mondo February 7, 2007

Turdbox 

Someone that drives around in Clinton County NY on a motorized scooter recording people acting like they are the local news station.

Someone who makes fun of drug addicts. Then advocates for better drug programs in the same sentence.

Hey did you see the guy in skyway plaza riding the scooter? He's a real turdbox.

Hey did you see Jared record that guy from his car? Yeah he was being a real turdbox.

Turdbox by Theplattburghtruth March 20, 2024

turdboi420

Turdboi420 is a cool kid
turd boi has lots subscriber
no jack
turd boi has 1,000,000,000 subs
he is bigger than pewpie
he got jacksucksatgeography's play button even tho he is better than him

"turdboi420 is my favorite youtuber!" said kai
"i know." said jack

turdboi420 by pee poo pee May 6, 2020

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

turdbortion 

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

turdbortion 

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

Turdbo 

1. The infamous "Turdbo" strives off of playing Runescape. Without Runescape the "Turdbo" cannot survive.

2. "Turdbo" likes to kill bundos with his toenail fungus.

3. This "Turdbo" often dumps his undies. "Turdbo" relies on his boyfriend Ryan to change his pooped undies.

"Turdbo often dumps his undies"

Turdbo by Turdbos grandma September 12, 2014