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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.
Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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