Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.

Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.

by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026