Turd bagger Share definition Flag Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger". Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger! Turd bagger by Jay Marc June 22, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Turd bagger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch