Turd Spawn 

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..

Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.

Turd Spawn by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023

turdspank 

one who is acting spontaneously silly; an endearing term meant for friends, family, companion animals; one who does something, not harmful and not necessarily on purpose, which elicits laughter ... such as a "trip" of their own tongue or foot; a term for oneself amidst an unfavorable, not deliberate, and somewhat unconscious or "brainless" action ... such as spilling your latte on your work suit, mistakingly tracking mud indoor on white carpet, calling someone by the wrong name — oops!

My two cuddly kitties were definite turdspanks the day they napped within an indoor potted plant, dirt strewn on the floor. They appeared so cute, peacefully purring among the leafy green leaves — some of which needed assistance to grow upward again. No sense in getting upset over such an innocent action. Laugh and enjoy life! Later a vacuum sucked up the misplaced soil, and some thin wire fencing protected the plant and convinced these furry kids to nap elsewhere.

turdspank by Kiantha Shadduck July 25, 2011

turdspawn 

Verb; A point in any game that you kill people online, that when you respawn, you respawn in the middle of the enemy position, and are killed off 0-3 seconds after your respawn.

Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy

Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.

Alex:Crap, I'm dead.
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!

turdspawn by Zakstab March 30, 2008