When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.
a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
A person who exceeds the usual pre-requisites for being a jerk, and is further characterized by pompous indignation at any inferred criticism. These people are facinated with the smell of their own poops.
Carl, the quintesential triple decker turdpie, never returned phone calls from people he suspected mocked him, and preferred the bathroom to the company of others.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.