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Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009
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Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.
I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.
by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010
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